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Wilson's Mom Has Friends Worth Hittin' On.

Klaatu : 7/19/2022 10:35 am
(Sung to the tune of Stacy's Mom, by Fountains of Wayne).

Wilson's Mom has friends worth hittin' on.
Wilson's Mom has friends worth hittin' on.
Wilson's Mom has friends worth hittin' on.
Wilson's Mom has friends worth hittin' on.

Wilson had a hot girlfriend. He's no fo-o-o-ol.
(He's no fool)
She had blonde hair and blue eyes. Very co-o-ol.
(Very cool)
You can check out her pics on the Internet.
(Internet)
Just the type a top QB ought to get.
(Ought to get)

But Wilson had a roving eye, and it made her mad.
So she called him out in public for the MILF he had.

Wilson's Mom has friends worth hittin' on.
You know it's a move that he planned for so long.
Jet fans can't you see, a MILF magnet's your QB.
You know it might be wrong, but Mom has friends worth hittin' on.

Wilson's Mom has friends worth hittin' on.
Wilson's Mom has friends worth hittin' on.

Wilson's choice of a college? BYU.
(BYU)
They are known as the Cougars - your first clue.
(Your first clue)
Even though he'd committed to Boise State,
(Boise State)
He chose MILFs over Broncos, with little debate.
(Little debate)

And at first, you might think it's just a fantasy.
But if his girl was speaking truth, it became reality!

Wilson's Mom has friends worth hittin' on.
You know it's a move that he planned for so long.
Jet fans can't you see, a MILF magnet's your QB.
You know it might be wrong, but Mom has friends worth hittin' on.

Wilson's Mom has friends worth hittin' on.
You know it's a move that he planned for so long.
Jet fans can't you see, a MILF magnet's your QB.
You know it might be wrong, but Mom has friends worth hittin' on.

Wilson's Mom, Ohh Oh Ohh Oh.
Wilson's Mom, Ohh Oh Ohh Oh.

Jet fans can't you see, a MILF magnet's your OB.
You know it might be wrong, but Mom has friends worth hittin' on.
Very nice  
NINEster : 7/19/2022 10:49 am : link
hahaha.

I love this sorta stuff.

I used to know a professional songwriter on another forum who could do this stuff routinely, except he would do it with forum members/memes/stories.

My Jet fan nephew  
averagejoe : 7/19/2022 11:03 am : link
says if you mess with Zach he will bang your Mom. Sounds like a bumper sticker to me.
His popularity is soaring, lol  
Optimus-NY : 7/19/2022 1:46 pm : link


The Hunter!



"Zach Wilson is the GOAT" - ( New Window )
Pics  
Red Right Hand : 7/19/2022 2:11 pm : link
Or GTFO
Not THIS friend, apparently ...  
Beezer : 7/19/2022 2:24 pm : link
but if it had been ...
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good. - ( New Window )
Klaatu is quite talented.  
solarmike : 7/19/2022 7:32 pm : link
One of my favorite posters:

Informative posts
Wordsmith.
Funny.

Thanks much!

Its fine that he is dating an older woman, Medical  
MartyNJ1969 : 7/20/2022 7:51 am : link
Science has done wonders to keep an older vagina from drying up while staying fertile. He is probably going to have an awesome season.
RE: Klaatu is quite talented.  
Reale01 : 7/20/2022 9:51 pm : link
In comment 15757790 solarmike said:
Quote:
One of my favorite posters:

Informative posts
Wordsmith.
Funny.

Thanks much!


Very well done Mr K! As always
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