I had mine today. I ordered a Buffalo Chicken Quesadilla special at my office (this cafeteria is normally top notch restaurant quality food).
It was so bad I took one bite and threw it in the trash. When you order something like that you are thinking it’s going to be diced up chicken tossed in Franks red hot or something with a cheese base of like mozzarella, maybe cheddar, with some blue cheese crumbles sprinkled lightly on top.
They literally substituted blue cheese, like thick blue cheese pieces, as the cheese base for the quesadilla. Then they like randomly chopped up large chicken breast pieces and threw them in there. It was the most disgusting thing I have ever eaten. All you could taste was blue cheese.
In their defense they apologized and gave me my money back.
2. First meal in boot camp mess hall, Great Lakes Il, 1981. Sausage Patty supposedly. More like a thin version of a hockey puck. The first, and worst, meal I had my entire time in the Navy.
The turkey had zero moisture and she made a steak with which you could hammer nails in a board. Pretty sure the "sauce" was ketchup.
Was 15-20 years ago - but will never forget it.
I hated the Turkey A La King already, and then one time when we did a helicopter ride, when we landed and got into position, I realized that our squad fuckup puked it all over my ruck. I still can smell it to this day
Times have changed.
MRE's were before my time, but with a few exceptions, C-Rations were just Godawful.
Anyway a couple of my work colleagues and I thought the "all you can fit on a tray for $5" worth of gas station "Mexican" food was a bargain.
Less than 12 hours later I was a second away from driving myself to the ER, but I couldn't stay off the shitter long enough to get to my car and then I was puking in the sink while shitting in the shitter simultaneously. Good times.
Anyway a couple of my work colleagues and I thought the "all you can fit on a tray for $5" worth of gas station "Mexican" food was a bargain.
Less than 12 hours later I was a second away from driving myself to the ER, but I couldn't stay off the shitter long enough to get to my car and then I was puking in the sink while shitting in the shitter simultaneously. Good times.
Oh my God lol. That sounds horrible. The sickest I ever got off of food was at Buffalo Wild Wings. I got boneless wings with blue cheese dressing on the side. I suspect they left the dressing sitting out and threw it in the carry out bag not realizing. I ate dinner at like 7, went to bed and literally got sick every 15-30 minutes from 2 am until 11 am the next day. I thought I was going to die lol. I couldn’t even keep water down.
Anyway a couple of my work colleagues and I thought the "all you can fit on a tray for $5" worth of gas station "Mexican" food was a bargain.
Less than 12 hours later I was a second away from driving myself to the ER, but I couldn't stay off the shitter long enough to get to my car and then I was puking in the sink while shitting in the shitter simultaneously. Good times.
Did you at least have any idea what you were getting yourselves into?
I think something similar happened in a sitcom years ago but I cannot remember the show.
Hey at least it was a good laxative and better ... out than in? Right?
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in Manassas, Virginia (the story could end there and you could probably fill in the blanks) and in the back they made tacos, burritos, nachos - not like a Cumberland Farms or other gas station that just reheats frozen food under a heat lamp, but they had propane stoves and griddles (probably illegally).
Anyway a couple of my work colleagues and I thought the "all you can fit on a tray for $5" worth of gas station "Mexican" food was a bargain.
Less than 12 hours later I was a second away from driving myself to the ER, but I couldn't stay off the shitter long enough to get to my car and then I was puking in the sink while shitting in the shitter simultaneously. Good times.
Did you at least have any idea what you were getting yourselves into?
I think something similar happened in a sitcom years ago but I cannot remember the show.
Hey at least it was a good laxative and better ... out than in? Right?
I mean, I knew food from a gas station was dicey, but I was also young, poor and stupid. We brought the trays of food back to the office (and they were take out style hard styrofoam trays - loaded with Mexican food - we each had one) and we were even bragging about it to our co-workers in the office lunch room. "Look how much food we got for $5! suckers!"
lol.
who could barely speak English and was hired to take care of my Mom while she was on her way out.
This lady was the sweetest woman on the planet and made sure my Mom had everything she needed 24 hours a day ... fed her, showered her, etc ...
While I was home visiting she cooked and I tried to be polite but, it was horrible. I told them both that I was just not hungary ...
Wow - going through sweats just thinking about it and that was about 9 years ago. HOR-RIB-LE