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NFT: Vasectomy- local or sedation?

DC Gmen Fan : 12/1/2022 1:35 pm
asking for a friend
local  
fkap : 12/1/2022 1:38 pm : link
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Local.....and it's quick....in was done in office.  
George from PA : 12/1/2022 1:38 pm : link
It was over in a milli- second....

Ice for a day.....no issue
Local  
noro9 : 12/1/2022 1:42 pm : link
But don't let them work on you until you're completely numb. Take my word for this.
Sedation  
State Your Name : 12/1/2022 1:44 pm : link
Cause it’s awesome.
Definitely local  
bigblue12 : 12/1/2022 1:48 pm : link
Not a big deal at all
sedation  
Greg from LI : 12/1/2022 1:52 pm : link
Because why would I want to be awake while people are wielding sharp objects around my crotch?
RE: Local  
DC Gmen Fan : 12/1/2022 1:58 pm : link
In comment 15928126 noro9 said:
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But don't let them work on you until you're completely numb. Take my word for this.


I don't want to ask...
RE: sedation  
DC Gmen Fan : 12/1/2022 1:58 pm : link
In comment 15928135 Greg from LI said:
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Because why would I want to be awake while people are wielding sharp objects around my crotch?


Right??
Went for local too  
dlauster : 12/1/2022 2:01 pm : link
But I’m not sure about it being no big deal. I had to have mine done 3 different times for it to take.

Not pleasant.
Always  
Gjfro : 12/1/2022 2:08 pm : link
sedation...you wanna be awake for that????
Local.  
Fat Wally : 12/1/2022 2:17 pm : link
The worst part was the tape on the forehead..ymmv :)

honestly, the procedure for me wasn't terrible. The hardest part is not doing anything stupid because you feel fine. I wore a jockstrap for a week and that made a huge difference. Taking that off at the end of the day was not fun.

Yes to sedation  
oghwga : 12/1/2022 2:18 pm : link
It's my go to for all of life's situations. Wisdom tooth? Sedation.

Stitches? Sedation.

Strange people sticking a needle in my sack? Sedation.


Dinner with the in-laws?

Sedation.

It just ticks all the boxes.
Mine was difficult and not at all short.  
j_rud : 12/1/2022 2:20 pm : link
I typically hate anesthesia, hell I stayed awake for my wisdom teeth, but in hindsight I'd absolutely prefer to have been unconscious for that goddamn mess.
ha ha, I had one with the local  
jvm52106 : 12/1/2022 2:34 pm : link
and found out later (triplets) that it failed. Plus it was a horrible experience.. Second one was sedation.
RE: Mine was difficult and not at all short.  
jvm52106 : 12/1/2022 2:35 pm : link
In comment 15928158 j_rud said:
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I typically hate anesthesia, hell I stayed awake for my wisdom teeth, but in hindsight I'd absolutely prefer to have been unconscious for that goddamn mess.


YEP... took so long, started to hurt very badly and then they gave me a shot for the pain (in the groin) and hit a nerve... My foot dropped forward and I thought I was hit with a sledge hammer in my groin.
I did local  
cjac : 12/1/2022 2:40 pm : link
if i had to do it again, and thank goodness i dont, i would go sedation
Local  
NJ_GIANTS : 12/1/2022 2:42 pm : link
Not a big deal. I went to work the next day.
Make sure  
cjac : 12/1/2022 2:45 pm : link
you ice it in the first 24 hours
can't remember  
Alan W : 12/1/2022 2:48 pm : link
as mine was done in 1972
A shot of gin  
NoPeanutz : 12/1/2022 2:49 pm : link
and bite the leather strap
RE: sedation  
bwitz : 12/1/2022 2:52 pm : link
In comment 15928135 Greg from LI said:
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Because why would I want to be awake while people are wielding sharp objects around my crotch?


This
Just have your wife  
section125 : 12/1/2022 2:53 pm : link
get clipped....after third c-section, just clip those things!
Sedation.  
Jerz44 : 12/1/2022 3:03 pm : link
I did local and it was horrific. Don’t listen to anyone above. It’s a hellish nightmare. Get it done asleep.
Great  
Bernie : 12/1/2022 3:15 pm : link
I’m scheduled for 12/29 and now I’m scare shitless.
I'll pass  
Danny Kanell : 12/1/2022 3:19 pm : link
Been playing Russian roulette since my youngest was born 15 years ago.

Godspeed though.
Neither.  
Giant John : 12/1/2022 3:30 pm : link
Be a man.
Local  
eric2425ny : 12/1/2022 3:34 pm : link
It’s quick and relatively painless. My advice, plan on sitting around for at least three days afterwards. They really understate the recovery period. And ice every couple of hours for the first day or so.
I had local  
bigbluehoya : 12/1/2022 3:47 pm : link
even with a minor anesthesia 'miss', it wasn't too bad.
No one said  
MattinKY : 12/1/2022 4:01 pm : link
Blast her in the butt?

Come on BBI
RE: sedation  
ilikethenygiants : 12/1/2022 4:06 pm : link
In comment 15928135 Greg from LI said:
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Because why would I want to be awake while people are wielding sharp objects around my crotch?


THIS is correct. I had it done with sedation, and it was nothing more than a wonderful nap.

THAT SAID, make sure to ice and take it easy. I did not, and it hurt pretty badly for days. People say that it's totally random whether it hurts a little or a lot.
Mine wasn't too terribly painful  
Greg from LI : 12/1/2022 4:17 pm : link
But only so long as I didn't move around much for several days. I also took the doc's advice to eschew my boxers for a while and wear tight undies.
Be a man  
Paulie Walnuts : 12/1/2022 4:40 pm : link
Go to a Mohel
Local  
Pork Chop : 12/1/2022 4:45 pm : link
but don't look down. It was like seeing spilled spaghetti and mariara sauce all over my junk.
Pussies  
pjcas18 : 12/1/2022 4:53 pm : link
I did mine myself.

Happy New Year Bernie  
gtt350 : 12/1/2022 4:55 pm : link
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Can you do both?  
TyreeHelmet : 12/1/2022 5:15 pm : link
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Nobody is telling you about the best part of a vasectomy.  
Crispino : 12/1/2022 6:35 pm : link
Afterwards you have to fire off like 15-20 rounds before taking a sample to your doctor, to see that the procedure worked properly.

“Honey, I’m gonna need some special assistance over these next couple of weeks. In the name of medical science.”
Local  
RodneyHamp : 12/1/2022 7:17 pm : link
It wasn’t bad at all. Some pressure, no pain. Really wasn’t any pain afterwards, but the discoloration was shocking lol.
I  
mitch300 : 12/1/2022 7:27 pm : link
Use to assist with them all the time. Sedation was never offered. It was done in the clinic. One doctor would Rx Valium to take when you got to the office.
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Route 9 : 12/1/2022 7:50 pm : link
I'm supposed to get a vasectomy when this is my male heir?
Sedation but wasn’t given a choice.  
Mike in NJ : 12/1/2022 7:56 pm : link
Had mine on a Thursday and made a weekend of it. Laid on the couch with a bag peas on my crotch and watched tv. Had the wife take the kids out of the house every day “so none of them will jump on me and hit me in the balls.”

Most relaxing weekend I’ve had in years.
RE: Happy New Year Bernie  
Bernie : 12/1/2022 9:12 pm : link
In comment 15928312 gtt350 said:
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Yeah, I know. Figured all I was going to do was lay around watching football anyway, so might as well get it done. Still scared shitless.
Local  
larryflower37 : 12/1/2022 9:14 pm : link
But be smart do it on the Wednesday before the start of March madness.
I bag of frozen peas and 4 days of basketball in peace.
Schedule early it's a popular day to get it done.
So glad I don't have to deal with this shit  
Larry in Pencilvania : 12/1/2022 9:37 pm : link
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Sedation.  
CT Charlie : 12/1/2022 10:39 pm : link
You fall asleep, wake up, and everything is numb. Why would you want to be a witness to THAT?
RE: Sedation.  
Route 9 : 12/1/2022 11:31 pm : link
In comment 15928485 CT Charlie said:
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You fall asleep, wake up, and everything is numb. Why would you want to be a witness to THAT?


Sounds like a dull Thursday night in Atlantic City
RE: Local  
Route 9 : 12/1/2022 11:32 pm : link
In comment 15928446 larryflower37 said:
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But be smart do it on the Wednesday before the start of March madness.
I bag of frozen peas and 4 days of basketball in peace.
Schedule early it's a popular day to get it done.


I'd rather do my own vasectomy before watching March Madness
RE: Pussies  
ShockNRoll : 12/2/2022 7:52 am : link
In comment 15928310 pjcas18 said:
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I did mine myself.



I literally just burst out laughing in my office!!
RE: ......  
Costy16 : 12/2/2022 8:26 am : link
In comment 15928405 Route 9 said:
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I'm supposed to get a vasectomy when this is my male heir?


"Whatever's down here is God's creation, isn't it a sin to undo the good work he's done? "

"Well you should know, you've made a living of it."
This thread is timely  
mako J : 12/2/2022 2:38 pm : link
I’m on the ride home from mine. Chose local. Survived thus far. Feel free to AMA
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