My wife just told me she wants to see this movie. In a panic I thought it was about you know who. But then she told me it was Rita Moreno, Lily Tomlin, Jane Fonda and Sally Field. Ok, I thought, I can live with a Geriatric chick flick.
But then I find out that the plot is these elderly women are dreaming of meeting Tom Brady. Both Tom Brady and Gronk are in the movie. Uggh!
"Is Plax playing defense?"
17-14, bitch.
"Is Plax playing defense?"
17-14, bitch.
lol +10000
But being single sounds better every day.
Sorry. Divorce not an option? Lol. Good luck.
Mine too. And it helps that she detests Tom Brady.
I can't imagine the demographic of the person who says "I want to go to the movie theater and see that"
even at home on Netflix sounds brutal, but someone wants to pay to go and see that? Ouch.
I can't imagine the demographic of the person who says "I want to go to the movie theater and see that"
even at home on Netflix sounds brutal, but someone wants to pay to go and see that? Ouch.
Who is the target demographic for this movie? Is there some massive demographic of women who are 70+ and love football? I don't get it at all.
Ooof!
Or as Vito Corleone said to Enzo the Baker: BE A MAN!! :)
People like getting out of the house. My mother in law can’t wait for it, lol.
Fortunately, my wife doesn't like chick flicks! Yay!
Now THAT legitimately made me laugh
Jane Fonda's character meeting Gronk -
Fonda [in wonderment]: GRONK! So big.
Gronkowski [smiling]: Thank you.
It got a chuckle out of me. It's honestly the way Gronk sells it, he's actually kind of funny. I can't help it, I like the dude.
I leave you all with this as a palate cleanser.
I can't imagine the demographic of the person who says "I want to go to the movie theater and see that"
even at home on Netflix sounds brutal, but someone wants to pay to go and see that? Ouch.
We're not close to that old, and I think the wife is a fan of some of these old ladies. I think she thinks old ladies getting in trouble is cute, maybe.
In any case, she is welcome to grab a friend and go see this. I'd rather go to the dentist.
She said we're going to dinner and a movie with another couple. My mistake not vetting the movie first.
And about 20 minutes in, I looked at her and made the universal "upset stomach" face and hand motion on my belly and I went to the lobby and played video games. I was there about a half hour and went back in. Made it another 15 min or so, before making the upset stomach face again and playing old school arcade games the rest of the night until they came out and i got busted.
This movie sounds worse than Bridget Jones Diary, which for the record was horrible.
**puke emoji**
That's the critic score. Never pay attention to the critic score. The audience score is what is relevant.
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is 73% on Rotten Tomatoes!
That's the critic score. Never pay attention to the critic score. The audience score is what is relevant.
LOL at 'Cocaine Bear' - both flicks seem like the Onion dreamed them up.
"After a 500-pound black bear consumes a significant amount of cocaine and embarks on a drug-fueled rampage, an eccentric gathering of cops, criminals, tourists, and teenagers assemble in a Georgia forest."
"After a 500-pound black bear consumes a significant amount of cocaine and embarks on a drug-fueled rampage, an eccentric gathering of cops, criminals, tourists, and teenagers assemble in a Georgia forest."
Sounds like the animal version of "Falling Down" with Michael Douglas
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is 73% on Rotten Tomatoes!
That's the critic score. Never pay attention to the critic score. The audience score is what is relevant.
That completely depends on what you are looking for, both have value IMO. But right now there’s just 12 posted critic reviews so it’s currently not worth much.
There’s a handful of critics who I think have a good pulse on what’s good or not, and I look forward to their write ups.
I don't mean to brag or nothing but I remember I was one of the first people to ever find that site and now it's like the mainstreamiest mainstream thing.
Sucks too because the most awful boring movies that I've watched in my life have had scores over 98% on Rotten Tomato
"After a 500-pound black bear consumes a significant amount of cocaine and embarks on a drug-fueled rampage, an eccentric gathering of cops, criminals, tourists, and teenagers assemble in a Georgia forest."
I read somewhere (twitter?) that after ingesting the $2M of cocaine there was a 15-minute period (before it died) where that bear was the deadliest apex predator on the planet.
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is 73% on Rotten Tomatoes!
I don't mean to brag or nothing but I remember I was one of the first people to ever find that site and now it's like the mainstreamiest mainstream thing.
Sucks too because the most awful boring movies that I've watched in my life have had scores over 98% on Rotten Tomato
That was the movie on a plane I was on back when you had one choice. Fuck that movie and everyone involved in it.
In my section they were asking us to cheer at strange times and filming it, do the wave, sing sweet caroline, etc. even knowing it was fake and for a movie it was nauseating.
Or as Vito Corleone said to Enzo the Baker: BE A MAN!! :)
Stop badmouthing Enzo!
Ron from Ninerland and his wife, obviously.
;-)
Could be worse. On a flight to Japan, our movies were National Security and Kangaroo Jack.