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NFT: Steven Seagal's Into The Sun Is So Bad

Tom from LI : 3/27/2023 7:36 am

He's The Worst Fat Man In Japan's History - Worst Movie Ever.

This channel Space Ice does these funny movie reviews of horrible 90's action movies.

He has a whole bunch on Segal.

This might be the best one to date.
Best one yet! - ( New Window )

Somehow I missed this classic

The_Boss : 3/27/2023 8:03 am : link

Might need to treat myself one night…

This is a funnier breakdown of his career

kdog77 : 3/27/2023 8:47 am : link

but it might be NSFW, so watch at home.
Steven Segal movies - ( New Window )

RE: Somehow I missed this classic

Tom from LI : 3/27/2023 8:48 am : link

In comment 16075881 The_Boss said:

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Might need to treat myself one night…

You will not be disappointed with Big Pappa. Yes the CIA refers to Segal with that name.... lmao.

And yes, that is Former Titans RB Eddie George working with Segal in the beginning... truly a classic.

I always enjoyed Mystery Science Theater 2000

Marty in Albany : 3/27/2023 8:57 am : link

This spoof with Seagal is awesome.

I love how reviewing bad Seagal movies has become ...

Bear vs Shark : 3/27/2023 9:03 am : link

...its own youtube genre. The guy is such a fat POS who has clearly lost it.

The Way he Looks Now

LTIsTheGreatest : 3/27/2023 9:09 am : link

Its almost impossible to think its the same slim guy who stared in ABove The Law and Hard To Kill

He’s working on a sequel

GiantSteps : 3/27/2023 9:28 am : link

Hard to Fill

Remember when he was married to...

RC in MD : 3/27/2023 9:29 am : link

Kelly Lebrock from Weird Science and Lady in Red? He was strangely popular back then to actually be considered an A-list celebrity. Freaking the 80s and 90s.

RE: This is a funnier breakdown of his career

Existenz : 3/27/2023 9:36 am : link

In comment 16075899 kdog77 said:

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but it might be NSFW, so watch at home. Steven Segal movies - ( New Window )

Every once in a while I watch this Cumtown clip and still laugh my ass off. Those guys are hilarious

RE: RE: This is a funnier breakdown of his career

Bear vs Shark : 3/27/2023 9:41 am : link

In comment 16075934 Existenz said:

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In comment 16075899 kdog77 said:

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but it might be NSFW, so watch at home. Steven Segal movies - ( New Window )

Every once in a while I watch this Cumtown clip and still laugh my ass off. Those guys are hilarious

The cumtown seagal clips are fucking hilarious. Its up there with Ray Romano, the jackass bits, adam shits himself, and the sandwich fight with some of my favorite bits from the podcast.

Also

Existenz : 3/27/2023 9:41 am : link

A bit on Seagal from Tom Segura.
Segura on Seagal - ( New Window )

I love this channel

terz22 : 3/27/2023 9:54 am : link

Great stuff

Today You Die is still the Citizen Kane of Seagal DTV movies

Greg from LI : 3/27/2023 10:22 am : link

I will entertain no arguments to the contrary.

I love these

Johnny5 : 3/27/2023 10:30 am : link

Bahahahahahahaha

After he hilariously drags his shot you comrade off screen

"Sgt Chandler?"

"Yes Ma'am"

[With Eff me eyes]"Are you really as good as they all say you are??"

"Every once in a while."

This Steve N Seagulls is AWESOME...

BamaBlue : 3/27/2023 10:51 am : link

Once you watch this, you will become a fan. Despite the setting, they are not from the US.
Thunderstruck by Steve N Seagulls - ( New Window )

Steven Seagal has turned into dog shit.

Spider56 : 3/27/2023 11:08 am : link

...

Holy shit

Jay on the Island : 3/27/2023 11:18 am : link

Thank you for sharing this I laughed my ass off.

MAKE WAY!!!

Optimus-NY : 3/27/2023 11:35 am : link

Forget Tom Cruise; Steven Seagal Is The King Of Weird Movie Running - By Cedric Voets - June 14, 2021 - Cracked.com - ( New Window )

RE: Steven Seagal has turned into dog shit.

Greg from LI : 3/27/2023 11:59 am : link

In comment 16076013 Spider56 said:

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Turned into?

Yes he’s a fat fuck now, but I love his “hair”

The_Boss : 3/27/2023 12:28 pm : link

I think he’s using those flakes that Jason Alexander used in shallow Hal.

Ukraine trolls Segal

RCPhoenix : 3/27/2023 12:33 pm : link

"Russian soldiers will now be able to run away from their positions with weird hand motions."
Link - ( New Window )

RE: RE: Steven Seagal has turned into dog shit.

Spider56 : 3/27/2023 12:58 pm : link

In comment 16076086 Greg from LI said:

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Turned into?

I stand corrected… thank you!

Really funny review

gtt350 : 3/27/2023 4:29 pm : link

" goes full Michael Flatley on him then murders the janitor"
bhaha

RE: I love how reviewing bad Seagal movies has become ...

Vanzetti : 3/28/2023 4:20 am : link

In comment 16075906 Bear vs Shark said:

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...its own youtube genre. The guy is such a fat POS who has clearly lost it.

Lost it? When did he ever have it?

All his movies are exactly the same. He just has a lower budget now

RE: RE: I love how reviewing bad Seagal movies has become ...

Greg from LI : 3/28/2023 10:10 am : link

In comment 16076700 Vanzetti said:

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All his movies are exactly the same. He just has a lower budget now

Under Siege is still a fun movie, although because of Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey, not Seagal.

I would argue Erika Eleniak also made it better

bwitz : 3/28/2023 10:17 am : link

for a couple of reasons.

RE: The Way he Looks Now

santacruzom : 3/29/2023 9:21 pm : link

In comment 16075911 LTIsTheGreatest said:

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Its almost impossible to think its the same slim guy who stared in ABove The Law and Hard To Kill

Above the Law was his peak as his first movie. His acting somehow got worse with every successive film.

He was shit in that also.

bwitz : 3/30/2023 3:02 am : link

He was never a good actor. Ever.