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Why you'll never mistake me for Darren Waller.

Klaatu : 4/19/2023 11:25 am
He looks like a fat pig  
eric2425ny : 4/19/2023 11:27 am : link
Great job Schoen!
Because of the tats  
Sy'56 : 4/19/2023 11:30 am : link
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I hope this means that Ezeudu's neck is okay,  
Klaatu : 4/19/2023 11:31 am : link
RE: Because of the tats  
Klaatu : 4/19/2023 11:32 am : link
In comment 16091746 Sy'56 said:
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Naahh. I've got plenty of those.
Here's a link to over 160 workout pics  
FranknWeezer : 4/19/2023 11:44 am : link
to those of you who may want to flip through them and put some names with faces.
Link - ( New Window )
.....  
Klaatu : 4/19/2023 11:45 am : link


Hey! Remember me?

Sterling Sheppard  
Pete from Woodstock : 4/19/2023 11:49 am : link
I'm not sure SS is going to be able to reach up for a ball anymore with those guns!
check out the pipes on Graham Gano  
islander1 : 4/19/2023 11:58 am : link
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to be fair  
I Love Clams Casino : 4/19/2023 12:26 pm : link
none of us are paid to be in top physical form.

Having said that my 23 & Me DNA analysis said that I have the markers in my DNA which shows my muscle structure is only seen in elite athletes and in less than 1% of the population.

Other people have described me as abnormally strong. Perhaps I should have pursued a career as an athlete?

Funny the report didn't mention how completely uncoordinated I am....

Thanks for sharing that  
RIZZBIZZ : 4/19/2023 12:28 pm : link
Not one Evan Neal sighting in all those pics
Wandale looks like a 12 year old getting to visit his favorite team
RE: I hope this means that Ezeudu's neck is okay,  
Bill in UT : 4/19/2023 12:50 pm : link
In comment 16091747 Klaatu said:
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IDK, isn't he wearing a black neck brace?
Waller'd better be a hands catcher  
Bill in UT : 4/19/2023 12:51 pm : link
cause the ball would bounce right off if it hit that stomach
People in the gym mistake me for Andrew Thomas all the time  
Semipro Lineman : 4/19/2023 1:38 pm : link


Mckethan looks huge  
Earl the goat : 4/19/2023 1:40 pm : link
And looks mean
I hope he wins the starting guard position
RE: Mckethan looks huge  
Capt. Don : 4/19/2023 1:51 pm : link
In comment 16091850 Earl the goat said:
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And looks mean
I hope he wins the starting guard position


Agree.

When I look at him, I see DJ Fluker. For a 5th round pick, that is a good thing.
RE: Thanks for sharing that  
DCOrange : 4/19/2023 2:04 pm : link
In comment 16091783 RIZZBIZZ said:
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Not one Evan Neal sighting in all those pics
Wandale looks like a 12 year old getting to visit his favorite team


Neal is in picture #7.
I made a few rude notes for those who don't have the time to look at  
Marty in Albany : 4/19/2023 2:31 pm : link
all 161 photos.

1, You know that DJ is the QB, because they gave him the only shirt that has barbells on it.

2,3 Waller has muscles in places where I don't even have places.

6,14,etc. Sterling Shepard wins the team swimsuit competition.

9, Ojulari wins the nicest smile competition. After he retires he can do Crest Toothpaste ads.

10, Is Bellinger 23 or 43? That face!

78, Leonard Williams running wind-sprints barefoot. Is he making a point about needing a better contract?!

102, J.C. Hassenhauer letting us know that he's not just another pretty face at Center, rocking a pair of 100 lb dumbells.

115, Tommy Sweeney arrives at stadium directly from a backyard BBQ, where nobody even knew he was a football player.

116, 119 Leonard Williams has the silliest haircut. Unless his mom tells him about it, nobody on Earth will have the guts to do it.

151, Kavon is the Giant most likely to be mistaken for a college professor or lawyer.

155, Rakeem Nunez-Roches has the friendliest smile and the dumbest tote bag.

147 & 161, Micah McFadden & Graham Gano are the handsomest White guys, per a female friend.

I have to say that nobody looked out of shape or fat. It's a good start.









LOL  
D HOS : 4/19/2023 3:22 pm : link
I don't have those places either. There is like 2000 reasons why I wouldn't be mistaken for any of those dudes.
Can't make the club from the tub  
Optimus-NY : 4/19/2023 3:31 pm : link
As Parcells used to say.
Looks like a cross between  
PepperJ52 : 4/19/2023 3:31 pm : link
“Gomer Pyle” in Full Metal Jacket and Jack in “The Shining”

RE: I made a few rude notes for those who don't have the time to look at  
jhibb : 4/20/2023 12:12 am : link
In comment 16091896 Marty in Albany said:
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all 161 photos.

1...


Haha. Awesome.
But for anyone else who (like me) decides to look at the photos along with your commentary, the link shared above now has 203 photos instead of 161, and the numbers don't match up anymore.
Eye of the tiger!  
Milton : 4/20/2023 12:36 am : link

Don't count Lemieux out, coaches love him for a reason.
Milton  
mittenedman : 4/20/2023 9:19 am : link
I was thinking the same thing.

He was God awful when he played the 1st half of the Lions game, but he was obviously still hurt and rusty.

There's a big, fat opening at LG, and it's going to be difficult to keep a healthy Lemieux out.
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