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NFT: Driver tried to switch seats with his dog to avoid DUI

Dr. D : 5/16/2023 1:48 pm
“The driver (Colorado man) attempted to switch places with his dog who was in the passenger seat, as the SPD officer approached and watched the entire process,” the post said. “The male party then exited the passenger side of the vehicle and claimed he was not driving.”

I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time, but I think blaming your dog only works for missing homework and farts.

Colorado Man's best friend has limitations - ( New Window )
I would take  
pjcas18 : 5/16/2023 1:54 pm : link
it to trial.

rumor on the street  
Dr. D : 5/16/2023 2:01 pm : link
Colorado Man and dog have had a falling out.

When asked for comment, dog said "rat rotherrucker riedra rame ry rass!"
Best quote in the article...  
Eli Wilson : 5/16/2023 2:18 pm : link
Quote:
The dog was handed over to a friend of the driver while he was in jail, the post said. "The dog does not face any charges and was let go with just a warning," the post read.
There are attorneys out there that would swear to you they could win  
GiantBlue : 5/16/2023 2:49 pm : link
this case if it went to trial.

But it sure beats that guy years ago that jumped to the passenger seat and told the cop that his mother's ghost was driving the car and not he.

Drunk as a skunk, he still received a suspended license and jail time.

I am happy to think this Colorado dude gets the same. He should also count his lucky stars he didn't injure or kill someone.
RE: rumor on the street  
mako J : 5/16/2023 2:53 pm : link
In comment 16117739 Dr. D said:
Quote:
Colorado Man and dog have had a falling out.

When asked for comment, dog said "rat rotherrucker riedra rame ry rass!"


Bravo
Thus proving  
Joe Beckwith : 5/16/2023 5:03 pm : link
the man was at least U I.
A Rhodes Scholar  
gmenrule : 5/18/2023 9:01 am : link
he was not ......
I guess the dog didn't have any priors then?  
PatersonPlank : 5/18/2023 9:06 am : link
.
Maybe the same guy  
HBart : 5/18/2023 10:21 am : link
Who chartered a private jet with his girlfriend and dog but didn't want her listed on the passenger manifest. He listed G. Shephard as the 2nd soul.
what a dumbass  
Greg from LI : 5/18/2023 11:04 am : link
Everyone knows that only cats can drive, not dogs

RE: what a dumbass  
Jim in Fairfax : 5/18/2023 4:01 pm : link
In comment 16119005 Greg from LI said:
Quote:
Everyone knows that only cats can drive, not dogs


This. The cop definitely would have bought it if it was Toonces.
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