“The driver (Colorado man) attempted to switch places with his dog who was in the passenger seat, as the SPD officer approached and watched the entire process,” the post said. “The male party then exited the passenger side of the vehicle and claimed he was not driving.”
I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time, but I think blaming your dog only works for missing homework and farts.
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When asked for comment, dog said "rat rotherrucker riedra rame ry rass!"
But it sure beats that guy years ago that jumped to the passenger seat and told the cop that his mother's ghost was driving the car and not he.
Drunk as a skunk, he still received a suspended license and jail time.
I am happy to think this Colorado dude gets the same. He should also count his lucky stars he didn't injure or kill someone.
When asked for comment, dog said "rat rotherrucker riedra rame ry rass!"
Bravo
This. The cop definitely would have bought it if it was Toonces.