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Klaatu : 5/19/2023 8:27 am
Parris so here is the way it works  
PatersonPlank : 5/19/2023 8:43 am : link
You give me $50K of your salary per week for 8 passes a game. $75K gets you 10 passes.
RE: Parris so here is the way it works  
Tom from LI : 5/19/2023 8:47 am : link
In comment 16119496 PatersonPlank said:
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You give me $50K of your salary per week for 8 passes a game. $75K gets you 10 passes.


Thread over.. Paterson wins!
That's Jon Daly over there,  
BigBlue in Keys : 5/19/2023 8:50 am : link
He shows up drunk sometimes. Just keep walking don't make eye contact.
Come this way  
eli4life : 5/19/2023 8:54 am : link
I have that candy in that white van parked in the shadows
RE: Parris so here is the way it works  
knowledgetimmons : 5/19/2023 8:58 am : link
In comment 16119496 PatersonPlank said:
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You give me $50K of your salary per week for 8 passes a game. $75K gets you 10 passes.


wow those last two passes are expensive!
"Man, I can't wait for those 1-3 weeks this season...  
Giantfan in skinland : 5/19/2023 9:57 am : link
when we're both healthy."

Sorry.
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Anakim : 5/19/2023 10:20 am : link
"Let me tell you a story of a man named Kenny..."
Don't tell anyone  
Spider43 : 5/19/2023 10:37 am : link
But I've been winging it this whole time.
Parris, I am sorry but you are no longer the new kid on the block.  
George from PA : 5/19/2023 10:47 am : link
You are not even our fastest
We'll always  
Pete in MD : 5/19/2023 10:49 am : link
have Parris. Well, until you're cut.
RE: That's Jon Daly over there,  
fuzzy : 5/19/2023 10:50 am : link
In comment 16119502 BigBlue in Keys said:
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He shows up drunk sometimes. Just keep walking don't make eye contact.


Good one. For more on John Daly check out his chapter in Rick Reilly's. "Whose your caddy? Hilarious. The entire book is great but the Daly chapter is over the top.
I guess I'm living under a rock  
Spiciest Memelord : 5/19/2023 10:55 am : link
but did camp start for veterans?


That's not a caption of course.
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Pete in MD : 5/19/2023 10:57 am : link
DJ: I love Pariss in the springtime.

Pariss: WTF?
I used to see Eli talking to his receivers all the time  
cjac : 5/19/2023 10:57 am : link
I have no idea what he was saying, but we should talk on a regular basis
RE: Parris so here is the way it works  
bluefin : 5/19/2023 11:25 am : link
In comment 16119496 PatersonPlank said:
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You give me $50K of your salary per week for 8 passes a game. $75K gets you 10 passes.

Haha
“How about after practice  
bluefin : 5/19/2023 11:28 am : link
we crack open a couple of Bud Lights?”
“I’m telling you, the zero doesn’t mean anything”  
steve in ky : 5/19/2023 11:32 am : link
.
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ChrisRick : 5/19/2023 11:42 am : link
DJ: Have you ever found yourself struggling to do something simple, like choosing a chair to sit in when so many are available that you feel overwhelmed? Asking for a friend...



''Parris, do you like movies about gladiators?''  
BigBlue in Keys : 5/19/2023 1:03 pm : link
"Have you ever been inside a Turkish prison"
Everybody drops game-winning touchdown passes from time to time.  
Klaatu : 5/19/2023 1:17 pm : link
Here...have a Lifesaver.
Forget the hand on your shoulder...  
DefenseWins : 5/19/2023 1:59 pm : link
..what I am doing with my other hand is what you need to worry about
"If I tell you its Easter  
Spiciest Memelord : 5/19/2023 3:09 pm : link
Go paint some eggs".


OK that's what Eli said to OBJ.
Think Fast - Run Fast, Think Fast - Run Fast  
SteelGiant : 5/19/2023 6:53 pm : link
These are the words of my mentor.
I always have the best answer, and  
Bill in UT : 5/19/2023 6:55 pm : link
I never win, so I'm sitting this one out in protest
...  
SFGFNCGiantsFan : 5/19/2023 7:24 pm : link
"Parris, I too cried at the end of 'Sleepless in Seattle'. Nothing to be ashamed of."
“It’s really simple, Parris.  
Joe Beckwith : 5/19/2023 8:55 pm : link
I throw ‘em, you catch ‘em. The more you catch of them , even more will I throw to you. We’ll probably win more games because of it, and more of your incentives kick in. Same -same with getting into the playoffs.
Now imagine us winning the Super Bowl and THAT incentive kicking in! Plus imagine the SB winnings on top of that!
So see, it’s simple. And it all starts with me throwing them, and you catching them. Got it?”
“ Got it”.
Don't watch Slayton  
Reale01 : 5/19/2023 9:37 pm : link
or Can you cover punts?
Parking  
Simms : 5/20/2023 1:08 am : link
Always park with a full tank of gas while positioning yr car close to the entrance but facing away from the stadium. Odds are improved for a quick getaway. Never look back, just take yr game check and go
“Hey Danny,  
Mark C : 5/20/2023 8:08 am : link
I know you throw righty, but, do you care about your left hand?”
Blue Horseshoe  
PEEJ : 5/20/2023 8:13 am : link
likes Anicott Steel
I have one word for you.  
Spiciest Memelord : 5/20/2023 11:10 am : link
Plastics.
Practice hard  
Spiciest Memelord : 5/20/2023 11:15 am : link
And you will be the next WR forever remembered by Giants fans like Hicks and Tommers..
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