and approaches the loan agent, Patricia Black, the best loan agent in town.
"Hi," the frog says. "I'd like a loan please."
"But... you're a frog," Mrs. Black replies.
"Yeah I know, but I'm totally good for it."
"Well, do you have any collateral."
"Yeah," the frog replies and produces a small white porcelain elephant from his pocket. "How's this?"
Mrs. Black frowns and says, "That's not really something I can use as collateral."
The frog says, "Oh but it's totally cool, I don't really need any collateral because my dad is Mick Jagger."
"Oh really?" Mrs. Black replies skeptically.
"Yeah, yeah, just go talk to you manager, they go way back."
So Mrs. Black goes to her manager and says, "There's a frog who wants a loan."
The manager doesn't even look up from his desk. "We have no policy against giving loans to frogs."
"But he says his dad is Mick Jagger."
"Oh yeah! Mick and I go way back and his son is a good frog. Anything else?"
She points to the porcelain white elephant on the counter. "He wants to use that as collateral."
The manager sighs and says, "That's a knickknack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan! His old man is a Rolling Stone."
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would have been better off with a frog in a blender joke
"Princess! Oh, Princess!"
She looks down and sees a frog looking up at her.
"Oh, my!" she exclaimed. "A talking frog!"
"I'm not really a frog," said the frog. "I'm really a handsome Prince. An evil Witch turned me into a frog, and only the kiss of a beautiful Princess can change me back. Will you kiss me, Princess?"
"Well...I don't know..."
"Please, Princess. I hate being a frog.*
The Princess was touched by his pleas, so she picked him up and gave him a big kiss. There was a huge puff of smoke and a blinding flash of light, but when the smoke cleared, he was still a frog.
" I'm sorry," said the Princess. "I tried."
"Please try again,' pleaded the frog. "I can't take another day of sitting on a lily pad eating flies."
The Princess agreed to try again. She picked him up again and gave him another kiss. There was another puff of smoke and blinding flash of light, but when the smoke cleared, he was still a frog.
"Gee, Princess," said the frog, "These kisses just aren't getting it done. How about a blowjob?"
It's the face that's buried in another man's asshole."
The a guy in the stands of an Eagles game and he has his dog with him.
The Eagles run the ball for 2 yards and the dog does a double backflip. Then a 4 yard completion and the dog barks 5 times and does a triple backflip.
A guy sitting next to the dog owner says... "Wow, he gets that excited over a 4 yard completion? What does he do when the Eagles score s touchdown?"
the man replies, "I don't know, we've only been coming to games for 3 seasons!"
BADABING!
It's the face that's buried in another man's asshole."
How can you tell if your friend is gay?
His dick tastes like shit.
"Why the long face?"
"Why the long face?"
Celine Dion walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face"?