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Netflix Roast of Tom Brady

Anakim : 5/5/2024 8:54 pm
I don't have Netflix, but I'm seeing the clips on X and it looks fucking hilarious! Drew Bledsoe killed it!


Brady got really pissed off by Jeff Ross' Robert Kraft massage joke.
Bledsoe was great  
SimpleMan : 5/5/2024 9:08 pm : link
He crushed it. Nikki Glaser was good too. They are going hard on the divorce jokes. Good stuff so far.
I’m loving it  
Jersey Heel : 5/5/2024 9:20 pm : link
Very vulgar, but that’s par for the course on these. Many Gronk and Aaron Hernandez jokes.
No lies detected  
Anakim : 5/5/2024 9:29 pm : link
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Agree  
SomeFan : 5/5/2024 9:35 pm : link
Glasses was best with Bledsoe second.
Nothing Will Top The Roasting Brady Got  
Trainmaster : 5/5/2024 9:37 pm : link
In Super Bowls XLII and XLVI !!!


watching Belichick speak  
Giantsfan79 : 5/5/2024 9:40 pm : link
his smile is freaking me out, I didn't know his face muscles could go in that direction.
Brady told Jeff off (it was caught on a hot mic)  
Don from CT : 5/5/2024 9:43 pm : link
Told him to knock the shit off about the massages and Robert Kraft
Julien Edelman  
Jersey Heel : 5/5/2024 9:51 pm : link
Was hilarious
I’m watching now from the beginning  
cjac : 5/5/2024 9:58 pm : link
Kevin Hart is not funny
RE: Kevin Hart is not funny  
Trainmaster : 5/5/2024 10:02 pm : link
This

He was also not funny when on the Manningcast.

RE: I’m watching now from the beginning  
SimpleMan : 5/5/2024 10:12 pm : link
In comment 16507190 cjac said:
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Kevin Hart is not funny


Yeah he seems to be forcing it too hard, laughing at his own shit the whole time. Funny, my least favorites were him, Bert Kreisher and Tom Segura, the actual big name comedians.
Ron Burgundy:  
CMicks3110 : 5/5/2024 10:15 pm : link
"Eli Manning made Tom Brady his bitch"

best line of the night
RE: Julien Edelman  
SomeFan : 5/5/2024 10:35 pm : link
In comment 16507185 Jersey Heel said:
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Was hilarious
agree, Glaser was best than Edelman, then Bledsoe
Glazer’s comedic timing…  
thrunthrublue : 5/5/2024 11:17 pm : link
Acerbically unparalleled. She delivers like she was born to do it…..💥💥💥💥💥.
Nikki  
Straw Hat : 5/5/2024 11:24 pm : link
glasser and tony hinchcliffe were hilarious.
RE: Nikki  
Eli owns all : 5/6/2024 6:54 am : link
In comment 16507225 Straw Hat said:
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glasser and tony hinchcliffe were hilarious.



Agreed
RE: I’m watching now from the beginning  
Matt M. : 5/6/2024 7:13 am : link
In comment 16507190 cjac said:
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Kevin Hart is not funny
This has always been true
They should have had Eli do it  
Matt M. : 5/6/2024 7:14 am : link
That would really be a dagger.
I know it was just the promo  
Matt M. : 5/6/2024 7:14 am : link
but how do you boast being unroastable and then right off the bat tell a comedian no more joke about a topic?
Belichick  
Costy16 : 5/6/2024 8:24 am : link
With the zinger about butting heads with Tom was hilarious.
RE: I know it was just the promo  
robbieballs2003 : 5/6/2024 9:05 am : link
In comment 16507249 Matt M. said:
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but how do you boast being unroastable and then right off the bat tell a comedian no more joke about a topic?


I only watched a clip on X so I don't have the full context but it seemed scripted. Brady isn't stupid enough to do that in the middle of his act while being mic-ed up and not know that people are going to see/hear it.
It seems odd that he would caution jokes about Kraft early in the show  
GiantBlue : 5/6/2024 10:19 am : link
when Kraft was a main part toward the end of the show with plenty of jokes at his expense.

Also, odd that they said some pretty nasty stuff about Gisele and he just sat there either smiling or laughing.

No matter what happened with my wife, that would never fly with me....but then again....I don't think this show was aimed at me.

The penis jokes were cringeworthy imho.....but everyone seemed to love them.

My favorite was Peyton...no cursing, no below the belt shots, pretty darn classy.

I hate to think fathers had their children watching this.
RE: It seems odd that he would caution jokes about Kraft early in the show  
BJacobs The Tiptoe Bandit : 5/6/2024 10:32 am : link
In comment 16507356 GiantBlue said:
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when Kraft was a main part toward the end of the show with plenty of jokes at his expense.

Also, odd that they said some pretty nasty stuff about Gisele and he just sat there either smiling or laughing.

No matter what happened with my wife, that would never fly with me....but then again....I don't think this show was aimed at me.

The penis jokes were cringeworthy imho.....but everyone seemed to love them.

My favorite was Peyton...no cursing, no below the belt shots, pretty darn classy.

I hate to think fathers had their children watching this.


If a father had a young kid watching a Roast on Netflix and then was upset about the content I am leery of that father's parenting decisions in general. It's like taking your kid to a strip club and then being horrified that he saw boobs.
Yeah I can’t imagine showing my kid a roast  
UConn4523 : 5/6/2024 11:14 am : link
that whole point of them is to be crude.
I dont like Roasts  
upnyg : 5/6/2024 11:27 am : link
but I was curious when I saw this thread and I caught the last 20 minutes of it.

I think these can be funny, but I am sure people walk away pissed as an object of the joke.

I was surprised that Brady called out Bill about sneaking out of a young woman's place at 6am. I walked away thinking Brady is pretty smart, can be harsh and I like him even less than before. But then again I missed the whole beginning of the roast.
...  
Eric from BBI : Admin : 5/6/2024 11:53 am : link
Eli Manning @EliManning

I thought about attending the Roast of Tom Brady last night, but I did not want to Roast him for a 3rd time!!
RE: It seems odd that he would caution jokes about Kraft early in the show  
Straw Hat : 5/6/2024 12:06 pm : link
In comment 16507356 GiantBlue said:
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when Kraft was a main part toward the end of the show with plenty of jokes at his expense.

Also, odd that they said some pretty nasty stuff about Gisele and he just sat there either smiling or laughing.

No matter what happened with my wife, that would never fly with me....but then again....I don't think this show was aimed at me.

The penis jokes were cringeworthy imho.....but everyone seemed to love them.

My favorite was Peyton...no cursing, no below the belt shots, pretty darn classy.

I hate to think fathers had their children watching this.



Brady knew they were going to go crazy with the giselle jokes. When you sign up to be roasted you know its a no holds barred assault on your life. You dont get huffy and puffy or start a fight because someone makes fun of a loved one. Gotta take it.
To his credit  
Jarvis : 5/6/2024 12:07 pm : link
the Bill Belichick image restoration campaign is in full effect. Did the draft day special with PM. Now participating in this roast which inevitably led to him being roasted. Next the manning cast.
RE: Brady told Jeff off (it was caught on a hot mic)  
Blue21 : 5/6/2024 1:33 pm : link
In comment 16507181 Don from CT said:
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Told him to knock the shit off about the massages and Robert Kraft
Good for Brady. That's way off limits. They're roasting Brady not Kraft. No need to embarrass Kraft just to get a supposed laugh.
I have seen dozens of these roasts..  
AROCK1000 : 5/6/2024 1:37 pm : link
Anyone who shows up,is fair game....
RE: RE: Brady told Jeff off (it was caught on a hot mic)  
UConn4523 : 5/6/2024 1:54 pm : link
In comment 16507573 Blue21 said:
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Told him to knock the shit off about the massages and Robert Kraft

Good for Brady. That's way off limits. They're roasting Brady not Kraft. No need to embarrass Kraft just to get a supposed laugh.


Yeah that’s not how this works. You are purchasing a ticket to the full experiencing not just to watch. Kraft knew it was getting brought up.

And Kraft embarrassed himself, let’s be real.
RE: RE: Brady told Jeff off (it was caught on a hot mic)  
BlackLight : 5/6/2024 2:18 pm : link
In comment 16507573 Blue21 said:
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Told him to knock the shit off about the massages and Robert Kraft

Good for Brady. That's way off limits. They're roasting Brady not Kraft. No need to embarrass Kraft just to get a supposed laugh.


When it's a roast, literally anyone in the room is fair game. That includes everyone who's married to or used to be married to anyone in room. And that includes dead people who killed other dead people.

Kraft and Brady both volunteered to be there.
RE: ...  
bw in dc : 5/6/2024 2:24 pm : link
In comment 16507466 Eric from BBI said:
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Eli Manning @EliManning

I thought about attending the Roast of Tom Brady last night, but I did not want to Roast him for a 3rd time!!


That is a great line.

Loved the show  
allstarjim : 5/6/2024 5:15 pm : link
It was terrific overall.

Was it just me or did Affleck seem wasted during his set?

Anyhow, just to weigh in on the Kraft thing...it seems obvious that there was an agreement insisted on by Tom's camp that Kraft's past massage parlor incident and subsequent legal drama was off-limits.

Ross is a stone-cold killer at these things. He was the only one I can remember making a joke about it, and it was an extraordinarily mild line that merely brushed up against the topic.

Had no agreement been in place, with Kraft in attendance and prominently seated close to the dais, even participating, he would have had way more and way harder jokes referencing the massage thing, there is zero doubt. Can you imagine Nikki Glaser overlooking an opportunity to make filthy jokes about him? Any of those comics?

Which leads me to my point...fuck you Robert Kraft! You don't get to participate in the roast and get to dictate cover. Pick one...either don't participate and be left alone or participate and take the fucking jokes. But once you grab a mic and start taking jabs, you need to grow a pair and laugh at whatever comes back. That's what a roast is.

I hope we see all the jokes show up online. Fuck you, Kraft!
 
SFGFNCGiantsFan : 5/6/2024 6:27 pm : link
Didn’t watch it, but coworker said you could feel BB’s hatred of Kraft come through the screen.
Dana White was catching a little heat  
SimpleMan : 5/6/2024 6:29 pm : link
and I kept wondering if someone was going to go for the jugular and bring up him slapping his wife. That would have been wild.
Anyone Else Notice Nate Solder  
clatterbuck : 5/6/2024 7:07 pm : link
sitting in the (stage right) back row of the dais next to Matt Light? He looked totally bewildered and uncomfortable.
RE: …  
Tim in Eternal Blue : 5/6/2024 7:18 pm : link
In comment 16507857 SFGFNCGiantsFan said:
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Didn’t watch it, but coworker said you could feel BB’s hatred of Kraft come through the screen.


Your coworker is reaching
RE: RE: …  
Tim in Eternal Blue : 5/6/2024 8:16 pm : link
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Didn’t watch it, but coworker said you could feel BB’s hatred of Kraft come through the screen.



Your coworker is reaching


I take it back. Watched it again. Bill gates that dude right now
RE: Anyone Else Notice Nate Solder  
Giantimistic : 5/6/2024 9:42 pm : link
In comment 16507884 clatterbuck said:
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sitting in the (stage right) back row of the dais next to Matt Light? He looked totally bewildered and uncomfortable.


Sounds like you are writing a game review with his time with the Giants. Bewildered and uncomfortable sums up his time with the Giants
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pjcas18 : 5/6/2024 10:44 pm : link
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Didn’t watch it, but coworker said you could feel BB’s hatred of Kraft come through the screen.



Your coworker is reaching



I take it back. Watched it again. Bill gates that dude right now


vaccinate him? give him man boobs? force him to eat plant based meat? WTF does "Bill gates that dude" mean?
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allstarjim : 5/6/2024 11:21 pm : link
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Didn’t watch it, but coworker said you could feel BB’s hatred of Kraft come through the screen.



Your coworker is reaching



I take it back. Watched it again. Bill gates that dude right now



vaccinate him? give him man boobs? force him to eat plant based meat? WTF does "Bill gates that dude" mean?


I think he fat-fingered it... "Bill hates that dude right now."
Why would Brady (or anyone, really) agree to be roasted?  
CT Charlie : 5/6/2024 11:37 pm : link
For every good joke there are about ten that rely on being crude and uncreative or even vicious and also uncreative. Kinda dumb.
RE: Why would Brady (or anyone, really) agree to be roasted?  
UConn4523 : 5/7/2024 8:16 am : link
In comment 16508340 CT Charlie said:
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For every good joke there are about ten that rely on being crude and uncreative or even vicious and also uncreative. Kinda dumb.


Because it’s funny? People have thick skin out there, and a whole stadium of people laughed, seemed like a great night for everyone in attendence.
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Tim in Eternal Blue : 5/7/2024 9:39 am : link
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Didn’t watch it, but coworker said you could feel BB’s hatred of Kraft come through the screen.



Your coworker is reaching



I take it back. Watched it again. Bill gates that dude right now



vaccinate him? give him man boobs? force him to eat plant based meat? WTF does "Bill gates that dude" mean?


Lol. Bill *hates that dude right now.
I will say.  
Tim in Eternal Blue : 5/7/2024 9:47 am : link

Props to everyone involved. Much respect to Tom, Bill, Drew and even Kraft for all being there, participating and subjecting themselves to that type of environment.

It was good for everybody. It was good for comedy. Really enjoyed it.
RE: RE: Nikki  
gersh : 5/7/2024 1:04 pm : link
In comment 16507242 Eli owns all said:
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glasser and tony hinchcliffe were hilarious.




Agreed


My 2 favorites as well
As with most things, the pros are just at a different level
RE: watching Belichick speak  
gersh : 5/7/2024 1:06 pm : link
In comment 16507178 Giantsfan79 said:
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his smile is freaking me out, I didn't know his face muscles could go in that direction.


And a lot of those smiles were manufactured as he was taking shit. I'm sure he's not used to taking shit.
RE: I will say.  
islander1 : 5/7/2024 1:42 pm : link
In comment 16508495 Tim in Eternal Blue said:
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Props to everyone involved. Much respect to Tom, Bill, Drew and even Kraft for all being there, participating and subjecting themselves to that type of environment.

It was good for everybody. It was good for comedy. Really enjoyed it.


I agree. That was a long roast. I found it odd that the one thing he took issue with was that.

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