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mrbiswas : 8/1/2024 12:44 pm
I just saw a headline in the Onion that reads: "Physical Therapy Office Politely Declines Daniel Jones’ Offer Of Framed, Signed Jersey For Wall." That's right. The Onion thinks the Giants are good comedy material.I'm actually starting to miss the perennial optimism of Matt in Syracuse.
That is pretty funny  
George from PA : 8/1/2024 12:49 pm : link
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kind of an uneccessary low blow  
djm : 8/1/2024 12:50 pm : link
but give the people what they want I guess. Why not make fun of someone like Sam Darnold? NEver won shit. Never won a single big game in his entire NFL life. OR Zach Wilson. So many to choose from in this era alone.

The entire Jones NFL journey has been and is overstated. Fans are a cheap date when it comes to this shit.
RE: kind of an uneccessary low blow  
Go Terps : 8/1/2024 12:52 pm : link
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but give the people what they want I guess. Why not make fun of someone like Sam Darnold? NEver won shit. Never won a single big game in his entire NFL life. OR Zach Wilson. So many to choose from in this era alone.

The entire Jones NFL journey has been and is overstated. Fans are a cheap date when it comes to this shit.


You are right that Darnold and Wilson are his peers.
Yeah, they only do the Giants  
k2tampa : 8/1/2024 12:53 pm : link
"Travis Kelce Gets Down On One Knee At Midfield And Proposes To Reba McEntire"
I guess the Chiefs are a big joke.
but it is kinda funny  
djm : 8/1/2024 12:53 pm : link
can't get mad at the onion..
RE: kind of an uneccessary low blow  
bw in dc : 8/1/2024 12:55 pm : link
In comment 16566007 djm said:
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but give the people what they want I guess. Why not make fun of someone like Sam Darnold? NEver won shit. Never won a single big game in his entire NFL life. OR Zach Wilson. So many to choose from in this era alone.

The entire Jones NFL journey has been and is overstated. Fans are a cheap date when it comes to this shit.


Did any of those other QBs sign a lucrative second contract?
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djm : 8/1/2024 12:56 pm : link
In comment 16566012 Go Terps said:
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but give the people what they want I guess. Why not make fun of someone like Sam Darnold? NEver won shit. Never won a single big game in his entire NFL life. OR Zach Wilson. So many to choose from in this era alone.

The entire Jones NFL journey has been and is overstated. Fans are a cheap date when it comes to this shit.



You are right that Darnold and Wilson are his peers.


Darnold could still figure it out if he keeps getting chances or reps. He's likely never going to start again and only started about what, 25 games.... WIlson is a loser. Doesn't prepare. Doesn't know how to be an adult in the professional arena. No, they aren't peers. Wilson is a side show loser. Not the same.
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djm : 8/1/2024 12:56 pm : link
In comment 16566015 bw in dc said:
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but give the people what they want I guess. Why not make fun of someone like Sam Darnold? NEver won shit. Never won a single big game in his entire NFL life. OR Zach Wilson. So many to choose from in this era alone.

The entire Jones NFL journey has been and is overstated. Fans are a cheap date when it comes to this shit.



Did any of those other QBs sign a lucrative second contract?


Have a decent day there sunshine.
RE: kind of an uneccessary low blow  
k2tampa : 8/1/2024 12:57 pm : link
In comment 16566007 djm said:
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but give the people what they want I guess. Why not make fun of someone like Sam Darnold? NEver won shit. Never won a single big game in his entire NFL life. OR Zach Wilson. So many to choose from in this era alone.

The entire Jones NFL journey has been and is overstated. Fans are a cheap date when it comes to this shit.


They have:
GALLOWAY, NJ—Cursing himself and sweating as he tried to eliminate all traces of what he’d done, embarrassed local man Chris Burnley was said to be frantically clearing his internet search history Friday after googling the New York Jets’ playoff chances. “Jesus Christ, what the f*** is wrong with you? No one can know you look at demented stuff like this,” the visibly sheepish man reportedly told himself as he quickly deleted a number of compromising searches from his history, including “Jets Super Bowl odds,” “can NY Jets win AFC East?” and “Zach Wilson MVP.”

And:
Sam Darnold Pissed He Forgot To Bench Self On Fantasy Team
RE: kind of an uneccessary low blow  
Gatorade Dunk : 8/1/2024 1:34 pm : link
In comment 16566007 djm said:
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but give the people what they want I guess. Why not make fun of someone like Sam Darnold? NEver won shit. Never won a single big game in his entire NFL life. OR Zach Wilson. So many to choose from in this era alone.

The entire Jones NFL journey has been and is overstated. Fans are a cheap date when it comes to this shit.

Because the "physical therapy office" part is the joke. That doesn't work with a QB who's been bad and healthy. It only works with a QB who's been bad and injury-prone.
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bw in dc : 8/1/2024 1:40 pm : link
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Did any of those other QBs sign a lucrative second contract?



Have a decent day there sunshine.


Circling back to what you said initially. You don't think they national/local media haven't had a field day with Darnold and Wilson? Darnold was crushed - rightfully - for seeing ghosts during a MNF game. And Wilson couldn't do anything right on or off the field.

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ajr2456 : 8/1/2024 2:25 pm : link
In comment 16566068 bw in dc said:
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Did any of those other QBs sign a lucrative second contract?



Have a decent day there sunshine.



Circling back to what you said initially. You don't think they national/local media haven't had a field day with Darnold and Wilson? Darnold was crushed - rightfully - for seeing ghosts during a MNF game. And Wilson couldn't do anything right on or off the field.


And for getting mono that time
Just wait for those butt ugly throwback/(throwup) uniforms.  
gridirony : 8/1/2024 3:30 pm : link
If the Giants are called a herd of Belted Galloways, go ahead and blame me.

The thing is, with the Giants, the jokes basically write themselves.
Darnold and Wilson are absolutely Jones' peers  
Mike from Ohio : 8/1/2024 4:53 pm : link
Highly drafted QBs that have had very disappointing NFL careers. The only reason anyone on this board sees them differently is because they root for one of them and emotion comes in.
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56goat : 8/1/2024 6:13 pm : link
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but give the people what they want I guess. Why not make fun of someone like Sam Darnold? NEver won shit. Never won a single big game in his entire NFL life. OR Zach Wilson. So many to choose from in this era alone.

The entire Jones NFL journey has been and is overstated. Fans are a cheap date when it comes to this shit.



You are right that Darnold and Wilson are his peers.



Darnold could still figure it out if he keeps getting chances or reps. He's likely never going to start again and only started about what, 25 games.... WIlson is a loser. Doesn't prepare. Doesn't know how to be an adult in the professional arena. No, they aren't peers. Wilson is a side show loser. Not the same.


Well they both had terrible offensive lines... :)
I didn't even realize  
pjcas18 : 8/1/2024 6:23 pm : link
the Onion was still around, I thought the Babylon Bee "obsoleted" them.
Babylon Bee  
Jersey Heel : 8/1/2024 6:38 pm : link
Is rarely funny
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