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NFT: More Rodney jokes

Grey Pilgrim : 8/4/2024 4:43 pm

This is awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8-ugzTXuSQ - ( New Window )

Jim in Fairfax : 8/4/2024 5:12 pm : link

Last week my wife cut me down to once a month…humph…she says I’m lucky - she cut some guys out completely

Professor Falken : 8/4/2024 5:14 pm : link

was an ugly baby. My mother breast fed me through a straw.

RE: I

mitch300 : 8/4/2024 7:20 pm : link

In comment 16568190 Professor Falken said:

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was an ugly baby. My mother breast fed me through a straw.

😂😂

The GOAT when it comes to comedians

DaveW2 : 8/4/2024 7:26 pm : link

"I called up this girl. She said, you can come over, no one's home. I went over, no one was home".

" My wife was such a bad cook the flys fixed the screen door"

gtt350 : 8/4/2024 8:46 pm : link

I grew up in a tough neighborhood

Ron from Ninerland : 8/5/2024 2:54 am : link

When I was in the first grade the teacher asked the class "what comes after a sentence?" A kid answered "an appeal".

Named Later : 8/5/2024 9:43 am : link

"My Doctor, Vinnie Boombazz, he's all mixed up. He grabbed my knee and told me to turn my head and cough. Then he hit me in the balls with his hammer !"

he must have said this

Enzo : 8/5/2024 10:05 am : link

joke a few hundred times but to me this is peak Rodney:

One girl told me, “Come on over, there's nobody home” I went over, there was nobody home!

“My wife signed me up for a bridge club.”

Crispino : 8/5/2024 11:37 am : link

“I jump next Tuesday.”

Named Later : 8/5/2024 11:45 am : link

"Ah, I tell ya, my Kid drives me nuts. He put Crazy Glue in my Preparation H"

Great thread. Thanks. It helped that it was Letterman reading it

Ira : 8/5/2024 11:53 am : link